I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...