Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...