My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...