In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...