Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...