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Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
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One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
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Politically Correct Terms
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A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...