An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Steal from this family
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Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Lonely Cow in Field
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YOU MEAN ME?
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
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Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.