A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...