The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...