Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...