A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Lollihops!
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A blonde detective
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