Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...