Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...