Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...