Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.