Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...