Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....