The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...