Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...