Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!