The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...