Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...