Two bags
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag....
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...