Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
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Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
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Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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