Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...