Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...