Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...