3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...