Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...