Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.