Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...