Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...