blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...