Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...