Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...