Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...