Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...