‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...