How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...