Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...