Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...