THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...