Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...