Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!