your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...