Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.