Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...