37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....