A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...