Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...